May 2013
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Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
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guynecologist:
wouldnt wanna
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James: I'm practicing pon farr at the moment.
Me: UM WHAT
James: SHIT I MEAN KOLINAHR NOT PON FARR
Me: ...yeah you want to practice pon farr :p
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necphilak:
I JUST
REALLY
REALLY
REALLY
LIKE BOYS
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theonesock:
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T...
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irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.
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sixth-kazekage:
iamtonysexual:
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roxion:
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
omg
that picture
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tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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darlingwanderer:
colouredking:
takealltheseats:
colouredking:
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
thats because it seriously is 1 letter away
um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history
HERMES YOU ASSHOLE
HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
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grouprojects:
titmuffins:
grouprojects:
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
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castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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Have you ever met someone
And they’re so fucking perfect in every way.
And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing.
The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
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The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
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a-for-antisocial:
rnackenzie:
is ruining people’s lives a hobby
no, but if you work for the BBC you can make a career out of it
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captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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THE KNIGHT: myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:... →
myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:
alextimmons:
poco-loki:
thecorruptedquietone:
prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
#and the doctor never has to kiss...
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avatarparallels:
tupacabra:
new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you
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shnks:
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
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yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
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slythermint:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
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jehovas-witness:
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cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
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