May 2013
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Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.
May 23rd
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guynecologist: wouldnt wanna
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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James: I'm practicing pon farr at the moment.
Me: UM WHAT
James: SHIT I MEAN KOLINAHR NOT PON FARR
Me: ...yeah you want to practice pon farr :p
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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necphilak: I JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE BOYS
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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theonesock: garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
May 22nd
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Note: The cure for asthma is not, “Just breathe!”, and the cure for cancer is not, “Stop growing those cells!” Similarly, the cure for depression is not, “Just be happier!”, and the cure for anxiety is not, “Stop worrying so much!” These are not phases of life for teenagers and the weak-minded - they are serious and chronic medical illnesses.
May 22nd
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sixth-kazekage: iamtonysexual: hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice omg that picture
May 22nd
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tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
May 22nd
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darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU ASSHOLE HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
May 22nd
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grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x straight sin = straight / bi the straights cancel sin = 1/gay times that by gay gay(sin) = 0 gay = -sin move the negative over -gay = sin so not being gay is a sin oops idk what you just said but thanks nerd
May 22nd
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castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S  LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Have you ever met someone  And they’re so fucking perfect in every way. And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
May 22nd
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The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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a-for-antisocial: rnackenzie: is ruining people’s lives a hobby no, but if you work for the BBC you can make a career out of it
May 21st
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May 21st
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captainmoi: George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
May 21st
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May 21st
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THE KNIGHT: myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:... →
myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours: alextimmons: poco-loki: thecorruptedquietone: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.  #and the doctor never has to kiss...
May 21st
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May 21st
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avatarparallels: tupacabra: new pickup line: i hate a lot of people but i don’t hate you
May 21st
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shnks: cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
May 21st
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yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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slythermint: when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said, “son when—”
May 21st
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freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
May 21st
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