Of Science and Geeks
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America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America
#or just throw it all into the harbor
We like our tea
SALTED
Because I’m a tea drinker now.
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#hey remember that time when martha took care of the doctor? #uhm wait #you mean this time on the moon when she saved his life? #or when she stayed with him and helped him when he was burning? #or when she spent 3 months of her life as his servant? #a black servant in the beginning of the XX century? #or when she took care of him when they were stuck in 1963? #and during all the these times doctor was an emo douche? #when I watched s3 I wanted to punch ten so hard that his first regeneration would feel it #I wish eleven and martha met #and he’d be babbling and babbling and she’d be like ‘oh just shut up for a second! you’re even more chatty than the last time!’ #and doctor would be like ‘… about last time. I WAS A DOUCHE AND YOU WERE AWESOME AND FEEL FREE TO PUNCH ME I AM SORRY FORGIVE ME?’ #’PLEASE? I AM SO SORRY.’ #’BECAUSE MARTHA JONES - YOU WERE - AND STILL ARE - A STAR’ #and she’d be like ‘I know.’#I HAVE SO MANY MARTHA JONES FEELINGS IT’S NOT FUNNY #MY BB MARTHA #no but srsly - if you don’t like martha jones - I don’t like you
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Possibly the most tragic romance story I’ve ever heard
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Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Animal Crossing. The object is to pay off your debt by doing a bunch of favors for a bunch of ungrateful animals.
Mass Effect. You ride around in a space tank with poorly designed controls chasing after some dude and yelling at everyone about a giant machine race that no one believes exists.
Dragon Age: (Assuming Alistair romance, uses family figuratively where necessary) Be tragically ripped from the only family you’ve ever known in one of six unique origins. Drink a slow-acting poison to gain special powers that ultimately force your boyfriend/fiance to father a child on another woman, or else one of you dies a horrible death. Even if he fathers the child on the other woman, both of you will die a painful death in a few years due to the poison you drank after being taken from your family.
Dragon Age 2: A magical witch Dragon flies you from your devastated homeland to a City where everyone is crazy. You must gain their favour by doing menial tasks and killing waves of unimaginative enemies. Most of the people you love will die. You can either support the crazy blood wizard, or the crazy Stamford-prison-experiment anti-wizard. Either way, your hot crazy boyfriend will blow up the Church and lots of people will die.
Star Wars The Old Republic: Glitches. Everywhere.
League of Legends: solo queue summoner’s rift
Mass Effect 3: The endings.
Jak II: An angsty, green-haired elf and his loudmouth stupid furry friend try to save a world filled with overly long ears, glowing gasoline, asshats and colorful old people.
Fallout 3: Glitch your way through recycled textures!
Silent Hill:
Running around a strange town figuring out puzzles and killing monsters.Skyrim: Shouting at dragons trying to stop the end of the world.
Assassin’s Creed (any of them): Dress like fucking opera singer yet no one notices and you stab people.
(also) Assassin’s Creed: The Floor is Lava: The Video Game
Portal 2: an angry potato calls you fat
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